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**David August** @davidaugust@mastodon.online · 1d

David August @davidaugust@mastodon.online

"In this case of volcanic eruption, you will hear mermaids. Do not ignore the mermaids; they are there for your safety."

[screenshot of a post by] ProfJenniBarclay @VolcanoJenni:

Perils of Google Translate No. 44a. People seeking greater warning of volcanic eruption want sirens _not_ mermaids. (Spanish: Sirenas).

#volcano #translation #translate

**Tom Gwynplaine** @tomgwynplaine@101010.pl · 1d

Tom Gwynplaine @tomgwynplaine@101010.pl

*a digital art of a dark wizard casting a spell*
"I cast 'Your wifi - Connected, no Internet'"

#memes

**Nick East (Indie Writer)** @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art · 3d

Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

There's nothing quite like the taste of stale russian despair...

@reading @bookstodon @bookbubble @humour

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#British #German #Russian #Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Post by Existential Comics
British novel: let's go to a party and find a wife.
German novel: let's go to the wilderness and find ourselves. Russian novel: let's go to the depths of despair and then find out there is an even deeper level of despair we didn't know about and go there.

**tech** @tech@unfufadoo.net · Mar 8

Mar 8

tech @tech@unfufadoo.net

The image depicts an indoor environment, possibly a server room or data center, featuring utility racks and server equipment to the left and right. Centrally positioned in the room is a deer, which appears out of place, as it is an unusual setting for such an animal. This juxtaposition creates a humorous and unexpected dialogue, with the deer possibly symbolizing the intrusion of nature into a technological or controlled environment.

#tech #funny #photos

**cars** @cars@unfufadoo.net · Mar 7

Mar 7

cars @cars@unfufadoo.net

The image depicts a vintage car, specifically a convertible, parked on a gravel driveway. It showcases a striking mint green color with a two-tone design coupled with a grayish Tone, accentuating its classic, retro aesthetics. The car exudes elegance with its streamlined body, curved edges, large shaded rims, and flexible roof design. The surroundings include dense forestry with tall trees providing a shaded background, and the car itself appears to be well-maintained or restored, reflecting a nostalgic charm indicative of an era gone by.

#cars #images #photos

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**MugsysRapSheet** @MugsysRapSheet@mastodon.social · Mar 7

Mar 7

MugsysRapSheet @MugsysRapSheet@mastodon.social

@georgetakei
"At least the #memes from this era will be killer."

The meme's.
The Healthcare.
The foreign policy.
The Immigration policy.
The Environmental policy.

Am I forgetting anything?

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**ƧƿѦςɛѦਹѤʞ** @spacemagick@mastodon.social · Mar 7

Mar 7

ƧƿѦςɛѦਹѤʞ @spacemagick@mastodon.social

@georgetakei
I'm sure the cockroach people of 5000AD will die laughing at them.
#evolution #extinction #memes #cars #humans

**Cute & Funny Animals** @CuteFunnyAnimals@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 7

Mar 7

Cute & Funny Animals @CuteFunnyAnimals@mastodonapp.uk

#Advice #Advise #GoodAdvice #GoodAdvise #Tip #Tips #TipsAndTricks #LifeHack #LifeHacks #Cat #Cats.

#Animal #Animals #CuteAnimal

**cars** @cars@unfufadoo.net · Mar 5

Mar 5

cars @cars@unfufadoo.net

The image depicts a vintage, green convertible car with a sleek and design, indicating a model from the earlier decades. The car is in a well-maintained condition, displayed on a concrete drive or parking area, surrounded by an outdoor setting with trees and greenery in the background. The car's body features shaded black sections, and it has a distinguishing pointed snout with a single round headlight on each side. The interior looks spacious with comfortable seats, likely designed for a luxurious and smooth riding experience.

#cars #funny #zoomzoom

**not stinky!** @warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social · Mar 3

Mar 3

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social

My stomach hurts. Can you help me out or not!?

#H-Word #ITYSL #HonkIfYoureHorny #FridayNight #Honk #BumperSticker #Humor #Memes #Funny #IThinkYouShouldLeave #IThinkYouShouldMeme

Top image: The back of a red car is covered with an excessive number of bumper stickers, all containing the word “HONK” in various fonts, sizes, and colors. The stickers form a chaotic collage with phrases like “HONK all you want,” “HONK if you get any closer,” “HONK if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK,” and others, making it overwhelming and absurd.
Bottom image: A man wearing a plaid shirt is gripping a steering wheel and screaming, his face twisted in panic. This is a well-known still from a the TV show I Think You Should Leave, often used in reaction memes.

#ithinkyoushouldmeme

**tyiart** @tyiart@mastodon.art · Feb 26

Feb 26

tyiart @tyiart@mastodon.art

a sticker selection from my shop, suitable for midweek

shop here: https://ko-fi.com/tyiart/shop

Hand holding up a sticker of a skeleton enjoying a cup of coffee showing a thumbs up with flames all around, titled "I'm fine"

Hand holding up a sticker of a cute blue bug wearing a pink ribbon and holding a boba tea, with an arrow pointing at her "full of hate and opinions"

Hand holding up a sticker of a whale shark with loading icon on his forehead titled "your secrets are safe with me (i forgot)"

Hand holding up a sticker of a cup of coffee with a skull in it, saying "depresso"

#artshop #shop #handmade

**Pseudo Nym** @pseudonym@mastodon.online · Feb 26

Feb 26

Pseudo Nym @pseudonym@mastodon.online

https://amp.cheezburger.com/39361029/30-genx-memes-for-80s-kids-who-grew-up-in-simpler-times

Cheezburger30 GenX Memes for 80s Kids Who Grew up in Simpler TimesBeing Gen-X is like having one foot in the past and the other in the digital age , and honestly, I love it. I grew up in a world where the internet didn’t exist, TV had only a handful of channels, and phones were attached to walls—not to people. If you wanted to hang out with a friend, you didn’t text, you just showed up at their house and hoped they were home. And if they weren’t? No problem. You’d just wander around town, looking for something to do. It was a time when drinking straight from…

#genX #memes

**cars** @cars@unfufadoo.net · Feb 25

Feb 25

cars @cars@unfufadoo.net

The image depicts a vintage car, specifically a convertible, stationary on a gravel driveway. It showcases a distinctive mint green color with chrome elements. The car has a classic, elongated body, accentuated by long, angular tailfins at the rear and a streamlined design. Notably, it features stylized rear shaded windows with patterns and flexible transparent covers at the top front, possibly integrated into the roof structure. The car's hubcaps have visible details, and side mirrors mounted guarantee a blend of classic car design with functional details. The surrounding environment involves some greenery, providing a rural or semi-rural backdrop.

#cars #memes #whip

**Matt** @matt@port87.social · Feb 23

Feb 23

Matt @matt@port87.social

#meme #memes #funny

**Diana Greenhalgh** @mechangel@kind.social · Feb 22

Feb 22

Diana Greenhalgh @mechangel@kind.social

Screenshot if a social media post from an account called "WHY MY CAT IS SAD" which reads "My cat is sad because life has given him many, many lemons & he cannot use them to make lemonade because he is a cat." Underneath it is a photo of a black cat with green eyes, sitting on a red patterned carpet. To the left of the cat are 10 small lemons scattered on the carpet.

#CatMemes #memes #Caturday

**leberschnitzel** @leberschnitzel@existiert.ch · Feb 22

Feb 22

leberschnitzel @leberschnitzel@existiert.ch

Text "the woke left? Without saying goodbye?" On top of a cat with a bottle of coke next to it, looking very confused

#memes #meme #cats

**eon** @eondraws@possum.city · Feb 22

Feb 22

eon @eondraws@possum.city

today i rescued a sock from the window ledge of the 12th floor using two plastic clothes hangers. thought it was funny so i drew it

#rat #rats #ratsOfMastodon #ratsOfFediverse #cute #cuteArt #meme #memes

a rat reaching far out of a window with metal grills. they're holding two clothes hangers, one in each paw, attempting to maneuver them to pick up a sock that's right under the window, on a ledge, about to roll down

**Silver Arrows** @SilverArrows@mastodon.social · Feb 20

Feb 20

Silver Arrows @SilverArrows@mastodon.social

But you don't look #autistic!

I made the mistake of telling a couple of colleagues way back when I realised how much I matched aspergers (as it was called back then), and I got a fair few of these. I never made that mistake again.

@actuallyautistic @neurodiversity

#actuallyautistic #autism #memes

dh @dh@unfufadoo.net · Feb 20

Feb 20

dh @dh@unfufadoo.net

#dh #images #wtf #photos @wtf #memes #funny #darkhumor @funny

This is a meme featuring an image of two men, with the face of former U.S. President Donald Trump photoshopped onto one of them. The meme uses a juxtaposition of serious statements: "you want groceries to be cheaper?" and "Best I can do is bring back Polio." The top line implies a commentary on economic issues, while the bottom line humorously proposes a misguided solution to inflation by suggesting the reintroduction of a serious health threat, playing on Trump's divisive and often Anadisticated public statements.

**Terry Matz** @terrymatz@wandering.shop · Feb 20

Feb 20

Terry Matz @terrymatz@wandering.shop

Seems like a good time to share this free knitting pattern for the This Is Fine Sweater by Yu Jie 玉杰 inspired by the meme by KC Green (and with Green's permission). Amazing sweater on my knitting bucket list!
Link on my novelty sweater pattern post
https://intheloopknitting.com/novelty-sweater-knitting-patterns.php
#knitting #memes

Person wearing a pullover. On the front is an orange dog wearing a hat and sitting a chair surrounded by flames. Above the dog clouds of smoke cover the yoke of the sweater. The flames continue on to the sleeves.

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