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**David August** @davidaugust@mastodon.online · 2d

David August @davidaugust@mastodon.online

"In this case of volcanic eruption, you will hear mermaids. Do not ignore the mermaids; they are there for your safety."

[screenshot of a post by] ProfJenniBarclay @VolcanoJenni:

Perils of Google Translate No. 44a. People seeking greater warning of volcanic eruption want sirens _not_ mermaids. (Spanish: Sirenas).

#volcano #translation #translate

**Grickle** @grickle@mstdn.social · 2d

Grickle @grickle@mstdn.social

Collection. #grickledoodle #lizard #skins #reptiles #collecting #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a lizard in his attic looking to hang a shed skin along with his others. Caption reads "He didn't really have a good reason for doing it but he'd been saving his old skins for years."

**RS, Author, Novelist, Prosaist** @sfwrtr@eldritch.cafe · 3d *

3d *

RS, Author, Novelist, Prosaist @sfwrtr@eldritch.cafe

Your pull-over tee-shirt is inside out. To put it on, you...

(Boost for greater sample size.)

10%Put it on upside down and backwards so it goes on right.
90%Pull it so it's correct and put it on.

#poll #funny #clothing

**Grickle** @grickle@mstdn.social · 3d

Grickle @grickle@mstdn.social

Too much. #grickledoodle #cats #octopus #pets #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of an eight-legged cat causing havoc in a house. Caption reads "Octo-cat turned out to be quite a handful."

**Grickle** @grickle@mstdn.social · 4d

Grickle @grickle@mstdn.social

Retribution. #grickledoodle #cows #hamburgers #vegan #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #horror

A cartoon illustration of cows pointing at a billboard of a hamburger while talking to aliens who look like cows as townspeople nervously watch. Caption reads "And the more the cows talked with the new interstellar visitors, the more nervous the townspeople became."

**Mark Wyner Won’t Comply** @markwyner@mas.to · 5d

Mark Wyner Won’t Comply @markwyner@mas.to

A little library humor to brighten your day. Seen at my local library.

Thank you, mysterious Cathy.

Library book return box on an external wall. There are two self-printed signs below it. The first one reads “drop box is broken! Please visit Cathy inside to return books.” The second one reads “update! Drop box is not broken! Cathy is just super lonely and wants to talk to you about her nine ferrets.”

#Library #Libraries #Librarians

**Grickle** @grickle@mstdn.social · 5d

Grickle @grickle@mstdn.social

Just a wee bit. #grickledoodle #horror #haunted #ghosts #little #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a bellhop and some guests being surprised by a tiny ghost in the hotel lobby. Caption reads "The hotel was only a little haunted."

**Grickle** @grickle@mstdn.social · 6d

Grickle @grickle@mstdn.social

Saving the planet. #grickledoodle #gardening #godzilla #climatecrisis #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #kaiju

A cartoon illustration of Godzilla wearing gardening gloves and carefully planting trees with a decimated city in the background. Caption reads "His favorite thing about flattening a city was planting the garden after."

**ahimsa** @ahimsa_pdx@disabled.social · Mar 10 *

Mar 10 *

ahimsa @ahimsa_pdx@disabled.social

This clip is from the Masters Agility Championship (dog show) which I recorded back in February. I finally got around to posting this.

One dog, Gable, decided he needed to stop and check out the scenery right in the middle of the race.

Enjoy!

#Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #DogsOfFediverse

**Grickle** @grickle@mstdn.social · Mar 9

Mar 9

Grickle @grickle@mstdn.social

A sure bet. #grickledoodle #sword #wordplay #cartoon #drawing #art #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a sentient sword picking up his morning paper as he glares at his next door neighbor also picking up his paper. Caption reads "He lived by the sword, and ultimately knew that one day he would die by the sword."

**Kint** @kint@mstdn.ca · Mar 9

Mar 9

Kint @kint@mstdn.ca

So that's what's going on down there.

A comic strip about the Severance TV show, Mark S. completes his data refinement work and its turns out to be a port of Doom.

#severance #doom #funny

**Fight the Right** @Nigel_Purchase@mstdn.social · Mar 9

Mar 9

Fight the Right @Nigel_Purchase@mstdn.social

Bloke in MAGA hat on the Tube.
People looking the other way until he asked a lady where was the best stop to get off to see Buckingham Palace and she said "I'm not allowed to share that information with you anymore"

Some of us laughed, some applauded.

#MAGA #Republicans #FarRight

**Roland Maurice** @rolandmaurice@mastodon.social · Mar 8

Mar 8

Roland Maurice @rolandmaurice@mastodon.social

Buddha sitting under the boddhi tree speaking to disciples. A disciple asks:
"Buddha, what makes us human?"
Buddha replies: "Selecting all images with traffic lights."

#gallowshumor #funny #technology

**tech** @tech@unfufadoo.net · Mar 8

Mar 8

tech @tech@unfufadoo.net

The image depicts an indoor environment, possibly a server room or data center, featuring utility racks and server equipment to the left and right. Centrally positioned in the room is a deer, which appears out of place, as it is an unusual setting for such an animal. This juxtaposition creates a humorous and unexpected dialogue, with the deer possibly symbolizing the intrusion of nature into a technological or controlled environment.

#tech #funny #photos

**cars** @cars@unfufadoo.net · Mar 7

Mar 7

cars @cars@unfufadoo.net

The image depicts a vintage car, specifically a convertible, parked on a gravel driveway. It showcases a striking mint green color with a two-tone design coupled with a grayish Tone, accentuating its classic, retro aesthetics. The car exudes elegance with its streamlined body, curved edges, large shaded rims, and flexible roof design. The surroundings include dense forestry with tall trees providing a shaded background, and the car itself appears to be well-maintained or restored, reflecting a nostalgic charm indicative of an era gone by.

#cars #images #photos

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**James Baillie** @JubalBarca@scholar.social · Mar 5

Mar 5

James Baillie @JubalBarca@scholar.social

And very importantly I wrote about what would happen if Medieval Europe was humorously examined from the perspective of a person with two cows.

https://exilian.co.uk/forum/index.php?msg=159066

ExilianTwo Cows in Medieval EuropeTwo Cows in Medieval Europe

#Humour #Funny #Medieval

**cars** @cars@unfufadoo.net · Mar 5

Mar 5

cars @cars@unfufadoo.net

The image depicts a vintage, green convertible car with a sleek and design, indicating a model from the earlier decades. The car is in a well-maintained condition, displayed on a concrete drive or parking area, surrounded by an outdoor setting with trees and greenery in the background. The car's body features shaded black sections, and it has a distinguishing pointed snout with a single round headlight on each side. The interior looks spacious with comfortable seats, likely designed for a luxurious and smooth riding experience.

#cars #funny #zoomzoom

**not stinky!** @warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social · Mar 3

Mar 3

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social

My stomach hurts. Can you help me out or not!?

#H-Word #ITYSL #HonkIfYoureHorny #FridayNight #Honk #BumperSticker #Humor #Memes #Funny #IThinkYouShouldLeave #IThinkYouShouldMeme

Top image: The back of a red car is covered with an excessive number of bumper stickers, all containing the word “HONK” in various fonts, sizes, and colors. The stickers form a chaotic collage with phrases like “HONK all you want,” “HONK if you get any closer,” “HONK if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK,” and others, making it overwhelming and absurd.
Bottom image: A man wearing a plaid shirt is gripping a steering wheel and screaming, his face twisted in panic. This is a well-known still from a the TV show I Think You Should Leave, often used in reaction memes.

#ithinkyoushouldmeme

**tyiart** @tyiart@mastodon.art · Feb 26

Feb 26

tyiart @tyiart@mastodon.art

a sticker selection from my shop, suitable for midweek

shop here: https://ko-fi.com/tyiart/shop

Hand holding up a sticker of a skeleton enjoying a cup of coffee showing a thumbs up with flames all around, titled "I'm fine"

Hand holding up a sticker of a cute blue bug wearing a pink ribbon and holding a boba tea, with an arrow pointing at her "full of hate and opinions"

Hand holding up a sticker of a whale shark with loading icon on his forehead titled "your secrets are safe with me (i forgot)"

Hand holding up a sticker of a cup of coffee with a skull in it, saying "depresso"

#artshop #shop #handmade

**AaronDavid** @AaronDavid@beige.party · Feb 26

Feb 26

AaronDavid @AaronDavid@beige.party

If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost

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