Anomie Train<p>I remember the early days of home computers, and like everybody, I had a Soundblaster (or compatible) soundcard in mine, and I was looking for one of those <a href="https://vocalounge.cafe/tags/Soundblaster" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Soundblaster</span></a> midi cable adapter so I could hook up my keyboard. So I went to <a href="https://vocalounge.cafe/tags/GuitarCenter" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GuitarCenter</span></a> and ask one of the salespersons if they had one. And he smugly tells me they don&#39;t carry them because &quot;they&#39;re for toys.&quot;</p><p>I just said, &quot;Ok, thanks.&quot; But I was thinking, &quot;Go f*** yourself. Who the f*** are you? You work at Guitar Center!&quot;</p>