Rysiekúr Memesson

When I see "we care about your privacy" I get a weird creepy vibe from it.

Like, why? Why the hell do you care about my privacy? What business of yours is my privacy?

Why don't you go ahead and care about something else? My privacy was just fine before you started "caring" for it.

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Rune

@rysiek much like private parts they shouldn't:
- talk about it
- have access to it
- use it without my knowledge or consent

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Rysiekúr Memesson

@rune and even if they do get access to it with my consent, they should not under any circumstances record it or give other parties access to it without my explicit and very enthusiastic consent.

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Rune

@rysiek indeed. It almost flows naturally with this analogy.

Maybe the EU should replace the gdpr with shorter more concise "penis and vagina" legislation that we can all understand.

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[jan Jan]
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genitals 

@rune @rysiek

"We care about your genitals"
"Your genitals are important for us"
"Review your genitals settings"
"By submitting this form, you agree to our genitals policy"

If this sounds weird and creepy, why would you talk about our privacy that way?

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Rune

genitals 

@samgai @rysiek you missed a common one:
"here at <company> we value your genitalia"

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[jan Jan]

@rune @rysiek Oh damn, you're right. I should have been more thorough with my genitalia-related post.

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MarkusL

genitals 

@rune @samgai @rysiek Just wondering whether some people will want a CW for your CW.

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Rune

genitals 

@markusl @samgai @rysiek I suppose that word could be a bit out there.

I've always been comfortable with words that could be used in medical textbooks. Although, Danish medical textbooks are pretty savage.

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[jan Jan]

@rune @markusl @rysiek I honestly don't know any good way to CW things whose sole mentions should be CW'd. My best hope is to spell the thing in full and hope that whoever doesn't want to see that word has a filter set up for it.

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MarkusL

@samgai @rune @rysiek Sorry — I meant that as a kind of meta joke. IRL, I tend to say things with a straight face, and people who don't know me don't realise I'm joking. Now I seem to be doing it here, too.

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Mek101

@rune @samgai @rysiek Unfortunately, many do

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Nerdosoph

genitals 

@samgai
"Of course there can't be 100 % security, but we are commited to keep your genitals as safe as possible under industry standards."
"We provide military grade genitals protection"
@rune @rysiek

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trissc̈hen

genitals 

@samgai @rune @rysiek

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