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dance video, eye contact 

I went out and made another video with another song, sillier than the last one!

Niconico upload:
Original choreography by めろちん:
Original song by レタスP:

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The legendary "Happy Synthesizer" choreo is now 10 years old.

Here is my try. My first for the whole world to see. I hope you like it!

Niconico upload:
Original choreography by めろちん:
Original song by EasyPop:

@furiousgreencloud Hi, I'm looking at the phrase "technological fetishism and dystopian fantasies" on your profile and I'm wondering, aren't both of those bad things? And you're seeking something good in between them?

Or, for reduced sense but increased palindromacity:

spot pots, stop tops

things you can say in an OMEMO conversation but not in an IRL conversation 

"Wow, you have a lot of fingerprints!"

[jan Jan] boosted

phones should have a hardware switch for disabling the microphone.

and every time an app trying to access the microphone, you should get a notification.

as a reminder to enable the microphone, or uninstall the app.

Shoutout to MovieNight which has:

- chat
- the stream

and that's it.

Show thread first visit experience 

- "Recommended channels" sidebar. Can be collapsed but not entirely hidden.
- Sidebar with chat and with a closeable tip. *Can* be completely hidden.
- Top bar saying "We value your privacy". Takes one click to accept cookies, or two clicks and some scrolling to reject non-essential ones.
- A bottom bar asking me to sign up. Cannot be closed.
- A pill notifying me of 44 "Prime Loot"?? I don't even have an account?
- The actual stream.

Why do people use this??

[jan Jan] boosted

repeated misskey PSA, you can post images without any text now

[jan Jan] boosted

TIL: If you're blocked by NET::ERR_CERT_AUTHORITY_INVALID on a page in Chrom(e|ium) you can literally type "thisisunsafe" and it'll bypass everything. It's like a cheat code.

This is great for local development with alternative domain names (like testing things out for different TLDs when you don't have the certificates to hand).

Among Us philosophical question 

When the impostor kills, it briefly reveals its true form. But for the rest of the game, the impostor and the crewmate look exactly the same.

Can you say that something is "a picture of an Among Us crewmate" if you don't know whether the depicted character might be an impostor?

a) Yes, because impostors look like crewmates.

b) No, you should say it is "a picture of an Among Us crewmate or impostor".

[jan Jan] boosted

@sfr only has 48 users?? What? I thought it was huge!

[jan Jan] boosted
every time mk absturztaube goes down I am reminded how much noise 50 people can make
seriously that instance produces like 30% of fedi posts
it's too quiet here please come back

Dutch feels like someone took on the challenge to spell Germanic words with as many letters as possible.


[jan Jan] boosted

Do you ever open a website and watch in amazement as the page elements haphazardly shift around? Don't you wish your webpage could do something like that???

@rune It says on your profile that your posts expire after 90 days. How do you feel about people who might use your posts beyond that expiration date? What if they scrape and store everything you post?

I'm losing track of my followers' species...

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@rune @rysiek

"We care about your genitals"
"Your genitals are important for us"
"Review your genitals settings"
"By submitting this form, you agree to our genitals policy"

If this sounds weird and creepy, why would you talk about our privacy that way?

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