Rae @ 200% Gay Horror @ravnervn@vocalounge.cafe

Useless dramatic aro and/or ace are also perfect.
No True Holmes has all three: Cis / Het / Neurotypical

All the Holmes discussion has once again caused me to remember that I have a Holmes archetype character and he's a useless dramatic gay. Which is also, incidentally, just what all Holmeses should be.

Like. Employment!! Wages!! These are good things!!
But also oh god I've basically never had a job before and I'm terrified of screwing up. And oh god being up and about in the mornings.
I'm just. Tum is made of stressful soup.

Okay so uh.
I start work on Thursday.
It's a temp position, but. Like. A full-time 9-5 thing.
And I'm fucking terrified.

Also, my Gala Dragalia hot take is that we need a new water adventurer, for no reason other than that Gala Elly looks lonely.

The concept of Gala Cleo getting a mana spiral is just really funny to me. Imagine if they did and accidentally made her game breaking AGAIN.

[Dragalia]
So like. The Trials of the Mighty convictions this far seem to be for the oldest Gala unit in each element. Which on the one hand suggests fire will be Sarisse
But also suggests that with Shadow, we'll have come full circle and Gleo will get a spiral

Also prison is a scam and modern-day slavery, but weed charges are a big part of that

Happy 4/20, decriminalise marijuana possession and usage, and release those incarcerated solely on those charges. 💚

CosMo: remakes one of his songs
Me: i am now legally married to this piece of music

H-hello??? Ths is so sexy??? It fucks and it knows it https://youtu.be/KwORhzLvyzQ

YOU HAVE TO PLAY OFF, KANE
THE OLD ONES DEMAND IT :)

Kane: hmm, looking for a new game to stream :)
Me, crawling down into his room via the decommissioned chimney: H E L L O

Oh no... Thought about.... Writing some kind of Fate/Holy Grail War-inspired OC fic. Why do I keep getting """AU""" fic ideas and they're just all excuses for me to go "mmmm.... Shijseny...."

My opinion really has just been a slow descent over the years from absolute adherence to the Author's Canon in all works to just looking at Word Of God and being like "yeah, that's a neat perspective on the work, maybe I'll let it influence me, maybe I won't. My city now."

God, fuck it, I really need to write that opinion piece about how the concept of "canon"/word of god as it pertains to fiction just fucking sucks, as opposed to just making asides on Twitter

Phasma has snuggled up to me and is purring

This is technically FFXIV content, I don't have evil schemes
Only gay ones

*does a gay little dance whilst planning evil schemes*

Spoiler-vague thoughts on FFXIV 5.5: Alphinaud Leveilleur is gay.